It's the end of the world, the end of the world when Granny Apocalypse enters the ring...

Granny Apocalypse is a retired WWE wrestler - or so she tells her grandchildren. These days, she's a stand-up poet grappling with the trials and triumphs of a woman growing old. She's slamdunking her words - and she's determined to challenge those stereotypes. Call me hag or old bag, I'll not fret. But don't call me darlin' or sweetheart or pet!

  Just pray she doesn't start to sing...