Where did we come from? Where are we going? When is Mother’s Day 2025? We would very much like to know. And where can we find answers? The Internet. And who could possibly show us the entirety of the Internet within the limits a tight 50-minute show? We can. We are The Performers, and we are here to witness your god.

From the minds behind Ashtray (Durham Fringe Festival, 2023) and Thresholds (Newcastle Fringe Festival, 2024) comes a brand-new odyssey fit for the Digital Age, courtesy of your hamster’s favourite surrealist theatre company, BrainSoup Collective!